colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(via dryhumped)

punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

(via dreamingtaire)

wow these jeans look great
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but they look familiar
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oh

(Source: seba-stan, via nerdy-and-proud-of-it)